 Tee Shirts Slogans
At My Age, Getting
Lucky Is Finding My Car in the Parking Lot.
Remember When Sex Was
Safe and Skydiving Was Dangerous?
(On the front)
Randolph-Macon Woman's College
(On the back) Not a Girls' School with No Men, but a Women's College
with No Boys.
(On a motorcycle
rider's t shirt - back)
If you can read this, then the
bitch fell off
My IQ came back negative :-)
We Got Rid of
the Kids -- The Cat Was Allergic.
Don't Worry, Mom -- It's Just a Phase.
Kids: You Spend the
First Two Years of Their Lives Teaching Them to Walk and Talk -- and the
Next 19 Telling Them to Sit Down and Shut Up.
(On the front) 60 Is Not Old . . .
(On the back) If You're a
Tree.
I'm Still Hot
-- It Just Comes in Flashes.
I'm Not 50 -- I'm $49.95 Plus Tax.
Hang Up and Drive.
Earth Is the
Insane Asylum for the Universe.
Life Is
Short -- Make Fun of It.
I Took the Road
Less Traveled, and Now Where the Heck Am I?
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