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1 - The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't even see it. What is it?

2 - There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it?

3 - What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
4 - Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
5 - What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
6 - If an electric is going westbound and the wind blowing northbound, in what direction will the smoke from the train travel?
7 - How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
8 - Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The yolk of the egg *is* white"?
9 - A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?
10 - There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?
11 - Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
12 - In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
13 - Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?
14 - Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
15 - In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
16 - A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17 - How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
18 - A butcher in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
19 - A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
20 - This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!
21 - A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
22 - Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
23 - It is a seven letter word. 

If we remove 1 letter from it, it remains the same.

If we remove 2 letters from it, it remains the same.

If we remove 3 letters from it, it remains the same.

If we remove all the letters from it, it remains the same.  WHAT IS IT ?

24 - Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory.

After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion "Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?

25 - What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

26 - In a pond there are ten fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? Think....try it...  Yes you can................ No??? Come on!

27 - Once 5 house lizards were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, one of them started to sing a song. The moment it stopped singing the song, the other five lizards fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ???

28 - I have a tail, and I have a head, but I have no body. I am NOT a snake. What am I?

29 - You are walking down a road and you encounter a fork in the road and you do not know the correct way to go. There are two men standing at the junction and both know the correct road. One man always lies, and the other man always tells the truth, but you do not know who is the liar and who is the one who tells the truth. You can only ask each man one question, but it must be the same question for both. What is the question that would allow you to get the information necessary to choose the correct path?

30 - A man and a woman are driving along a country road on a cold winter night when the car breaks down. Before leaving to find help, the man tells the woman not to open the doors or windows and not to let anybody in. There was nobody in the car except the woman. He leaves, and she does as he says. When he returns, she is dead and there is a stranger in the car. What happened?

31 - Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night.  You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1.  An old lady who is about to die.

2.  An old friend who once saved your life.

3.  The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.  This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.  You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.  However; you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

Answers could vary depending on the personality.  However; there is a perfect answer.  If you are a person who would think "out of the box" you would answer:


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