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Funny Pick up Lines
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a
living?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is
really kickin.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body
Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they
open?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as
charged!Do you want to see something swell?
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you
checking out my package.
Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it
was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC!
Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your
chest?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he
went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to
explore Uranus.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are
of getting head?
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see
my Wookie.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were
Julia Roberts.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head
back to your place and spread the word.
You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my
room!
Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have
directions to your house.
I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what
say we tie up for the night?
Walk up to a librarian and ask, "is there any books
on how to pick up hot librarians?"
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