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Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70! 

Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't laugh...it is all true.

1.  Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 

2.
 In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 

3.
 No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4.
 People call at 9 pm and ask, did I wake you?

5.
 People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
 

6.
  There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7.
 Things you buy now won't wear out.

8.
  You can eat supper at 4 pm. 
 

9.
 You can live without sex but not your glasses.
 

10.
  You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11.
 You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 


12.
  You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 

13.
  You sing along with elevator music. 


14.
 Your eyes won't get much worse. 

15
. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.  

16.
  Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17.
  Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18.
 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.   

19.
 You can't remember who sent you this list.  


And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
 

Send this Link to every one you can remember right now!

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  2. Take enough risk on the money you save! Playing safe by putting your money under the mattress or in a savings account will not make you wealthy..

Remember that..... Fully one-fifth of humanity, some 1.3 billion people, struggles to survive on less than $1 per day. About 40% of humanity survives on less than $2 per day. More than a billion people around the world will go to bed hungry tonight. Life expectancy in some 32 countries is less than 40 years. If you have a few extra dollars in your pocket (you don't have to be a millionaire to make a difference), please share some of your financial good fortune with others who are in great need.


Think About It...  Being in the 'now' brings a freedom, unlike living in the past or in the future, which is a kind of imprisonment. This isn't a kind of a denial where you pretend life doesn't have problems. Life is full of problems, but most of those stresses and failures are reliving old hurts or worrying about future concerns. -- Carl Honore

When you 're diagnosed with cancer, you start to bargain with God: "Let me get through this, and I'll take better care of myself. I'll get my priorities in order. I'll learn to live every day to the fullest." Isn't it sad that you have to get sick before giving yourself permission to live life to the fullest? -- Robert Schimmel Look at Life in different & Positive ways