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 If You Love Someone
THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she
doesn't, she never was....
THE NEW VERSIONS R.....
Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back,
she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come
back.
Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back,
ask her why.
Impatient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back
within some time forget her.
Patient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you
love her still, set her free again, repeat ....
C++ Programmer: if(you-love(m_she)) m_she.free() if(m_she == NULL) m_she =
new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist: If you love someone, Set her free, In fact, all
living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers: If you love someone, Set her free, Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in
the Second Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom
Biologist : If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve.
Statisticians : If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the
probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was
improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's fans: If you love someone, Set her free, SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over possessive person : If you love someone don't set her free.
MBA : If you love someone set her free instantaneously and look for others
simultaneously
Psychologist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super
ego is dominant If she doesn't come back her id is supreme If she doesn't
go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back it's a
nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
ERP functional expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back,
map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its
time to look for fresh loans If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone
bad.
Marketing Specialist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back
she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market
HOW
TO MAKE LOVE
Ingredients:
4 Laughing eyes
4 Well-shaped legs
4 Loving arms
2 Firm milk containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana
Directions:
1. Look into laughing eyes.
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out
until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk
containers.
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover
with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not
soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Notes:
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully
before and after use.
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
3. If cake rises, leave town.
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