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Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That |
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For
Eating His Animal Friends |
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It'll be a great day when our schools get all the money they need
and the
air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber |
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN |
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If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance,
Riddle Them With Bullets |
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back! |
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If You Can Read This,
Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A
Jeep] |
Remember Folks:
Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph |
| Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window |
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde |
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Cat: The Other White Meat |
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Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. |
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Boldly Going Nowhere |
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel |
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If Walking Is So Good For You,
Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The
Hut? |
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Ax Me About Ebonics |
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Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It! |
Money Isn't Everything,
But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch |
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer
Mom |
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer
holder |
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I took an IQ test and the results were
negative |
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge |
Funny Car Bumper Stickers
