| I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha |
| Chess players "mate" better |
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt,
Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better |
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My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant |
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If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass |
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You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are
Talking To Me |
| This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't
Happening To Me |
| The Earth Is Full - Go Home |
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose,
But Where You Put The Booger |
| Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger |
Impotence:
Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"
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| If At First You Don't Succeed...
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling |
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To All You Virgins:
Thanks For Nothing |
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost |
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Thank You For Pot Smoking |
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Please Tell Your Pants Its Not
Polite To Point |
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If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex,
Keep Your Mouth Shut |
| Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? |
| If
You Drink Don't Park,
Accidents Cause People |
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness
pays off now. |
| That is so five minutes ago!! |
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Constipated People Don't Give A shit |
Funny Car Bumper Stickers
