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Why
Beer is better than Women! |
- A beer doesn't
get jealous when you grab another beer!
- When you go to a
bar you know you can always pick up a beer!
- You don't have
to wine and dine a beer!
- A beer won't get
upset if you come home and have another beer!
- If you pour a
beer right, you'll always get good head!
- Hangovers go
away!
- When you are
finished with the beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents!
- You don't have
to wash a beer before it tastes good!
- A beer always goes down easy!
- You can share a beer with friends!
- Beer is always wet!
- You always know you're the first to pop a
beer!
- A frigid beer is a good beer!
- You can have more then one beer in a night
and not feel guilty!
- You can enjoy a beer ALL month long!
More Beer:
A woman drove me to
drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for
people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good
as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra
Beer is proof that
God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Son, never trust a
man who doesn't drink. - Joseph Tobin
Beer: Helping ugly
people have sex since 1862! - Anonymous
Sometimes when I
reflect back on all the beer I drank I feel ashamed. Then I look into
the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work
and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better
that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish
and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy
An intelligent man
is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools. - Ernest
Hemingway
When I read about
the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
24 hours in a day,
24 beers in a case. Coincidence? - Stephen Wright
When we drink, we
get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we
commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven! - Brian O'Rourke
Without question,
the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant
you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go
nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
To some its a
six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. - Anonymous
Related Link:
Warnings on
beer and alcohol bottles
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