"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't
matter." Jack Benny
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative."
Maurice Chevalier
"Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able to
provide bad examples." La Rochefoucauld
"Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old."
Jonathan Swift
" Wrinkles merely indicate where the smiles have been."
'Following the Equator'
" It is not the years in your life, but the life in your years that
counts." Adlai Stevenson
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional." Unknown
"You don't stop laughing when you grow old; you grow old when you stop
laughing." Unknown
"The young are slaves to dreams; the old, servants of regrets."
Unknown
"If we spent as much time feeling positive about getting older, as we do
trying to stay young, how much different our lives would be." Rob Brown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to
start young. Fred Astaire
"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. " Billie
Burke
"When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when
you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It
evens itself out. " I. F. Stone
"You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.
D. after them. " Arnold Palmer
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself."
Eubie Blake; later used by Mickey Mantle
