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 That's a SIGN
Noted at the bottom of a receipt for funeral
arrangements: "Thank you. Please come again."
Consciousness:
that annoying time between naps.
Seen in a John Deere sales office: "The only
machine we don't stand behind is our manure spreader."
Bumper sticker seen near Cistern, Texas, in the
heart of cattle ranching country: "Seven Days Without Beef Makes One
Weak."
Two landscaping trucks loaded with sod and
bearing these slogans: "Instant Grassification" and "Sodisfaction
Guaranteed."
I have a
degree in liberal arts. Do you want fries with that?
Sign posted in the Army recruiting office: "Marry a veteran, girls. He
can cook, make beds, sew and is already used to taking orders."
Failure is
not an option. It comes bundled with the software.
Go Figure!
Undisputed Heavyweight
Champion: Well, it it's undisputed, what's all the fighting about? Isn't
"undisputed" means we all agree. Here you have two men beating the crap out
of each other over something they apparently agree on. Makes no sense. --
George Carlson
Legally Drunk: Well if it's legal, what's
the problem? "Leave me alone officer. I'm legally drunk." -- George
Carlson
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