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Today's Stock Market
Report
Helium was up
Feathers were down
Paper was stationary
Flourescent tubing was
dimmed in light trading
Knives were sharply up
Cows steered into a bull
market
Pencils lost a few points
Hiking equipment was
trailing
Elevators rose, while
escalators continued their slow decline
Weight were up in heavy
trading
Light switches were off
Mining equipment hit rock
bottom
Diapers remained unchanged
Shipping lines stayed on an
even keel
The market for raisins
dried up
Coca Cola fizzled
Caterpillar stock inched up
a bit
Sun peaked at midday
Balloon prices were
inflated
And, Scott Tissue touched a
new bottom
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