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A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. -- Bruce Lee

By Controlling the anger of a minute, you may avoid the remorse of a lifetime. -- Chinese proverb

Leadership is a potent combination of strategy and character. But if you must be without one, be without the strategy. -- General H. Norman Schwartzkopf

The best way to predict the future is to create it. -- Peter Drucker

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job. -- Slappy White

You are neither right nor wrong because other agree with you. You're right because your facts are right and your reasoning is right -- and that's the only thing that makes you right. -- Benjamin Graham

In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. -- Richard Bach (Excerpt from Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah)
 

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy. --Izaak Walton, English biographer & fishing author (1593 - 1683)

One's real life is often the life that one does not lead. -- Oscar Wilde

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet deep down in our hearts no man much respects himself. --Mark Twain (Samuel Longhorne Clemens)

Heroes are heroic because they, despite their weaknesses -- and sometimes because of them -- do great things. -- Benjamin Hoff (Excerpt from The Te of Piglet)

In time of prosperity our friends know us; in time of adversity we know our friends. -- Churton J. Collins

If you can't convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S. Truman

Temper is one thing you can't get rid of by losing it. -- Jack Nicholson

Every language is a living museum, a monument to every culture it has been a vehicle to. It is a loss to everyone of us if a fraction of that diversity disappears when there is something that can have been done to prevent it. -- Nettle & Romaine

Never allow someone else to define you based on how they perceive you.

When you 're diagnosed with cancer, you start to bargain with God: "Let me get through this, and I'll take better care of myself. I'll get my priorities in order. I'll learn to live every day to the fullest." Isn't it sad that you have to get sick before giving yourself permission to live life to the fullest? -- Robert Schimmel

When bad people plot, good people must prepare. -- Martin Luther King jr.

"...To be conscious that you are ignorant of the facts is a great step to knowledge..." -- Benjamin Disraeli (1804-81) British novelist and prime minister 

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. -- Charles Wadsworth

When you go to work if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle-class. If your name is on your shirt, you're poor. -- Rich Hall

We don't laugh anymore because we grow older? No, it's the opposite We grow old because we don't laugh anymore! 

"After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post." -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington, Rhode Island

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