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  • Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason
     
  • My cousin just got married for the totally wrong reasons. She married a man for money. She wasn't real subtle about it. Instead of calling him her fiance, she kept calling him finance.
     
  • He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
     
  • My husband never said I wasn't good, but I could tell. I said to him once, "Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?" He said, "I don't want to wake you up." -- Joan Rivers
  • Just 'cause you look at another woman, if you're a woman and you look at another man, it doesn't mean you are going to do anything. I mean, you are at a restaurant and food comes to another table, you might look at it. It doesn't mean you are gonna dive in and start eating it. It's not like I look at another woman and turn to my girlfriend and say, "I wish I got that. Why didn't I get what he's having?" -- Gary Shandling
  • I'm afraid to give instructions in bed because I'm afraid I'll get carried away. "Okay, pull my hair, and touch me right there. No, to the left. Now go outside and move my car so I won't get a ticket. Yeah, that's it." -- Laura Kightlinger
     
  • I feel that my second marriage has finally prepared me for my first. -- Michael Feldman
     
  • I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain. -- Judy Tenuta
     
  • I dress for women, and undress for men. -- Angie Dickinson
     
  • I was best man at a wedding one time; that was pretty good. I thought it was little too much in the title there. Best man. I think we ought to have the groom and a pretty good man. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him? -- Jerry Seinfeld

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