Quotations  about Money
Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last
fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money. ~Cree Indian Proverb
The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that
they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly
payments. ~Mad Magazine
No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back. ~Quoted in
P.S. I
Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
There are no pockets in a shroud. ~Author Unknown
Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've
lost a part of your life. ~Michael Leboeuf
There are people who have money and people who are rich. ~Coco Chanel
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people
living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were
suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the
movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it
wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
~Douglas Adams |
Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. ~Clifford Odets
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.
~Logan Pearsall Smith, "Life and Human Nature," Afterthoughts, 1931
Mammon, n.: The god of the world's leading religion. ~Ambrose Bierce
Wallets are the fabricated items into which we put our fabricated money, which
most people believe to be their possession of the realest value. ~Terri Guillemets
It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good, too,
to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things that
money can't buy. ~George Horace Lorimer
"Your money, or your life." We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand
of us, but not when God does. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's
Notebook, 1966
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to
get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing
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