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Men's English
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired." = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much
different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with
other guys.
and FINALLY... (while shopping) "I like that one better." = Just pick ANY
dress and let's go home!
Which one?
Maria gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She
remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then
he dies. A few weeks later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks
skyward. "At least they're finally together." "Excuse me, Father," says
one of her sons, "but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and
her second husband?" "I mean her legs."
Male Disorientation
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to
fertilize 1 egg?
A: They don't stop to ask for directions.
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