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Your houseplants are alive, and you
can't smoke any of them.
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Having sex in a twin bed is out of the
question.
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You keep more food than beer in the
fridge.
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6:00 AM is when you get up, not when
you go to bed.
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You hear your favorite song on the
elevator.
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You watch the weather channel.
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Your friends marry and divorce instead
of hook up and break up.
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You go from 130 days of vacation time
to 14.
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Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify
as dress up.
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You're the one calling the police
because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
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Older relatives feel comfortable
telling sex jokes around you.
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You don't know what time Taco Bell
closes anymore.
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Your car insurance goes down and your
payments go up.
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You feed your dog Science Diet instead
of McDonalds leftovers.
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Sleeping on the couch makes your back
hurt.
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You no longer take naps from noon to 6
PM.
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Dinner and a movie is the whole date,
not just the beginning of one.
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Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3AM
would severely upset rather than settle, your stomach.
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You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen
and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
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A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer
"pretty good stuff."
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You actually eat breakfast food at
breakfast time.
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"I just can't drink the way I used to,"
replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
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90% of the time you spend in front of a
computer is for real work.
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You no longer drink at home to save
money before going to a bar.
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You read this entire list looking
desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you........Good Luck in
finding one.........
