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Feeling Old? No? Think Again... |
Just in case you weren't feeling too
old today, this will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit
College puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mind
set of this year's incoming freshmen.
Here's this year's list:
The
people who are starting college this fall (2003) across the nation were born
in 1985.
They
are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their
lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle
caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The
CD was introduced the year they were born.
They
have always had an answering machine.
They have always had
cable.
They
cannot fathom not having a remote control.
| They
never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de
plane Boss, de plane". |
Jay Leno has always been
on the Tonight Show.
Pop
corn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They
never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They
can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork
was or where he was from.
They
do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. even is.
Michael
Jackson has always been white.
McDonald's
never came in Styrofoam containers.
They
don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
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