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DOGS vs. WIVES
  • The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
     
  • Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
     
  • If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
     
  • Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.
     
  • A dog's disposition is the same all month long.
     
  • Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
     
  • Dog's parents never drop by for a surprise visit.
     
  • If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
     
  • Dogs seldom outlive you.
     
  • Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
     
  • Dogs can't talk.
     
  • You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
     
  • Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
     
  • Dogs like to go hunting.
     
  • Another man seldom will steal your dog.
     
  • Dogs do not hate their bodies.
     
  • If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
     
  • Dogs enjoy petting in public.
     
  • A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog."
     
  • If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
     
  • A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
     
  • A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
     
  • If a dog smells another dog on you, he doesn't get mad, he just thinks it's interesting.
     
  • On a car trip your dog never insists on running the heater.
     
  • Dogs don't let magazine articles run their lives.
     
  • When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
     
  • Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
     
  • Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.
     
  • If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.

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