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Celebrities
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? -- Steven Wright
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass. -- Jim
Carrey
I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future. -- Dan Quayle
No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. -- George
Carlin
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
-- Evan Esar
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you
didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. -- James Baldwin
I wonder why prostitution is illegal. why should it be illegal to sell something
that's perfectly legal to give away? -- George Carlin
I love Los Angeles.
I love Hollywood.
They're beautiful.
Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic.
I want to be plastic.
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need
it. -- Bob Hope
Start every day with a smile and get it over with. -- W. C. Fields
We make ourselves rich by making our wants few. -- Henry David Thoreau
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." -- Winston
Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
I'm not Jacko, I'm Jackson. "Wacko Jacko", where did that come from? --
Michael Jackson
A problem is a chance for you to do your best. --Duke Ellington
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