Quotations  by Celebrities
A man's home is his coffin. -- Al Bundy
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do. -- Johnny Carson
Sitting on the toilet peeing. That's where I have my most contemplative moments.
-- Madonna
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too hard
to read. -- Groucho Marx
Always look out for number one, and be careful not to step in number two. --
Rodney Dangerfield
Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've
forgotten this before. -- Steven Wright
If a man runs after money, he's money-mad;
if he keeps it, he's a capitalist;
if he spends it he's a playboy;
if he doesn't get it, he's a ne'er-do-well;
if he doesn't try to get it, he lacks ambition.
If he gets it without working for it, he's a parasite;
and
if he accumulates it after a lifetime of hard work,
people call him a fool who never got anything out of life.
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The future will be better tomorrow. -- Dan Quayle
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap. -- Dolly Parton
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. -- Jack Handey
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate
books. -- Alan King
Ya gots to work with what you gots to work with. -- Stevie wonder
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they
get older; then it dawned on me .. they're cramming for their final exam. --
George Carlin
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