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Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women

Big Busted Women

  • can get a taxi on the worst days

  • have a neat place to carry spare change

  • have always been the center of the arts (art)

  • make jogging a spectator sport

  • can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub

  • have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

  • usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie

  • can always carry a little extra

  • always float better

  • know where to look first for lost earrings

  • rarely lack for a slow dance partner

  • have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

Small Busted Women

  • don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public

  • always look younger

  • find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap

  • can always see their toes and shoes

  • can sleep on their stomachs

  • have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars

  • know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts

  • know that everything more than a handful is wasted

  • can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle

  • can take an aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out


Computer Breasts

Finally, something other than smiley faces.... :)
(o)(o)          perfect breasts
( + )( + )     fake silicone breasts
(*)(*)          high nipple breasts
(@)(@)       big nipple breasts
o o                a cups
{ O }{ O }    d cups
(oYo)           wonder bra breasts
( ^ )( ^ )      cold breasts
(o)(O)          lopsided breasts
(Q)(O)         pierced breasts
(p)(p)          breasts with tassled pasties
\o/\o/        Grandma's breasts
( - )( - )       flat against the shower door breasts
|oo|             android breasts


Types of women

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will
lose everything............


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