BetUsSportsBook
145% in Total Bonuses! Biggest Bonuses in the industry! &10% Gambler's Insurance
www.betus.com CLICK HERE

Play online poker with thousands of real people for FREE

100% Sign Up Bonus & 20% Redeposit Bonus Every Tuesday & Thursday. Sportsbook - Casino - Poker Room @ OddsMaker.com

US Poker Players: The new law doesn't criminalize the act of online gambling, rather it prohibits American poker players from using U.S. financial institutions when depositing or withdrawing funds at Internet gambling sites. Learn more ==>>> You can still play poker @ FullTiltPoker Absolute Poker , PokerStars.com & UltimateBet.

  Home || FAQs || Amazon.com || Bookshelf || Glossary || Jokes & Quotes || Financial Calculator

MoneySitter.com
Learn All about::
 Investing
 Stocks
 Bonds
 Money Markets

 Mutual Funds

 Options
 Futures
 Real Estate
 Retirement

 Credit Cards
 Life Insurance

 

 Alcoholism
 Asthma
 Better Health
 BlackJack
 Card Counting
 Casino Credit
 Dental Health
 Healthy Eating
 Hold'em Poker

 7 Card Stud Poker

PokerStars.com

Health Guide

Exercise
Brushing and flossing
Curry Powder
Dark Chocolate
Laughter
Mediation
Nuts
Sex
Sleeping
Red Wine
Yoga

 

Great Quotes

-Celebrities
-Cheap Wisdom
-Famous Quotes
-Good Question!
-Great Truths
-Lessons of Life
-Love

-Money
-Motivation
-On the Lighter Side
-Opposite Sex
-Thoughts of the Day
-True Wisdom

 

Beer Consumption
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Related Link: Why Beer is better than Women!

Back to Index of Jokes & Quotes ==>>

 

         

Online Reference
Dictionary, Encyclopedia & more
Word:
Look in: Dictionary & thesaurus
Computing Dictionary
Medical Dictionary
Legal Dictionary
Financial Dictionary
Acronyms
Idioms
Wikipedia Encyclopedia
Columbia Encyclopedia
by:

 
    Jokes:
                    

play online poker
Play Online Poker

Full Tilt Poker is here to stay! 100% sign up bonus up to $600 >> Use Bonus Code YEHA

    
      Other Funny Stuff:

Play online poker with thousands of real people for FREE
 

Home | Investing | Stocks | Bonds | Money Markets | Mutual Funds | Options | Futures | Real Estate | Retirement | Life Insurance | Credit Cards

Search | Bookshelf |  Financial Calculator | Glossary | Jokes & Quotes | Poker | Asthma | Mesquite, NV | E-Mail: webmaster@moneysitter.com

Copyright © 2004-2009, MoneySitter.com.  All rights reserved.


   Always keep in mind to:
  1. Spend less than you earn! People who spend every penny they make usually end up going broke.......
  2. Take enough risk on the money you save! Playing safe by putting your money under the mattress or in a savings account will not make you wealthy..

Remember that..... Fully one-fifth of humanity, some 1.3 billion people, struggles to survive on less than $1 per day. About 40% of humanity survives on less than $2 per day. More than a billion people around the world will go to bed hungry tonight. Life expectancy in some 32 countries is less than 40 years. If you have a few extra dollars in your pocket (you don't have to be a millionaire to make a difference), please share some of your financial good fortune with others who are in great need.


Think About It...  Being in the 'now' brings a freedom, unlike living in the past or in the future, which is a kind of imprisonment. This isn't a kind of a denial where you pretend life doesn't have problems. Life is full of problems, but most of those stresses and failures are reliving old hurts or worrying about future concerns. -- Carl Honore

When you 're diagnosed with cancer, you start to bargain with God: "Let me get through this, and I'll take better care of myself. I'll get my priorities in order. I'll learn to live every day to the fullest." Isn't it sad that you have to get sick before giving yourself permission to live life to the fullest? -- Robert Schimmel Look at Life in different & Positive ways