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50 Ways To Say “I Love You” |
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“If my heart were a baked potato, I’d
serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.”
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"I am the pork, you are the beans.”
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“I’d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a
vinegar bath for you.”
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“I am rubber, you are glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off and
stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.”
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“We’re a two person chain gang.”
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“I saw you in the morning, on the toilet, and I didn’t run screaming. So
there.”
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“Hug me. If you let go -- you lose.”
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“While you’re in the shower, I collect your skin flakes from the sheets
and now I carry them around in this little napkin I keep tied around my
neck.”
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"You are to me what an eye patch and parrot is to a pirate.”
- The other day I saw this little girl day drop her whole ice cream cone
on the ground and start bawling. After I stopped laughing, I thought, “I’m
the same way when you don’t call when you say you will.”
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“You are the hole in my donut.”
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“If you were a handful of genital crabs, I’d never change my underwear.”
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“You make me want to vomit little chocolate hearts.”
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“You’re such a fucking asshole! And so am I. Let’s forgive each other,
get drunk, and screw.”
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“If you were a margarita, I’d drink you by the bucket.”
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“I really like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
like you.”
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“If I had my junior high dance to do all over again, I’d lean against
the far wall, stare at you, and hate myself for not asking you if you liked
the punch.” “I don’t love you. I merely enjoy tolerating your existence immensely.”
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“I’ll still want to have sex with you even when you’re old, fat, and
ugly.”
- I wrote you a poem: “You walk in beauty like the night/ which means
you’re the hottest babe in sight/Come home with me so I don’t get in a
fight/I agree with what you said: you are always right.”
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“You had me at ‘Stop following me’.”
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Your terrible personality
isn’t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it’s not as
terrible as everyone says.”
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“Your farts smell like vanilla.”
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“If given the choice between playing roundball like Michael Jordan or
raising rugrats with you in a trailer park then I’d be the first to stand in
line to buy diapers.”
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“If you needed a kidney transplant, I’d also throw in a bonus lung.”
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