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Jesus is watching
Late one night a burglar broke into a house. He froze
when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the
house, so he crept forward. "Jesus is watching you!" the voice boomed again. So
he stopped and frantically looked around. He spotted a parrot in a cage.
"Was that you?" asked the burglar.
"Yes," answered the parrot. The burglar sighed in relief and asked,
"What's your name?"
"John," said the bird.
"That's a stupid name for a parrot, what idiot would name their bird John?"
"The same idiot who named their Rottweiler Jesus" voiced the parrot.
A gunman was robbing the bakery store demanding all the
cash. As the baker nervously handed over the money, he noticed the rolls of
coins in the back of the register.
"Do you want the rolls too?" he asked.
"No," said the robber,
"Just the money."
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