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A man was going to bed when he noticed that his shed
light was on and noticed that people were stealing his stuff. He quickly called
the police and was asked, "Is someone in your house?" The man said no, and the
dispatcher replied that all patrols were busy and that he should simply lock the
doors, and an officer would be along when available.
The man was furious and called the police again after a few minutes. "I just
called because there were people in my shed. You don't have to worry now because
I've shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within in five minutes, several police cars, an armed response unit and an
ambulance halt in front of the man's house.
The police caught the burglars and one officer said "I thought you said that
you'd shot them."
The man replied "I thought you said there was nobody available."
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