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The Drunk and his Wife
A drunk is driving through Dublin and his car is
weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver. "where have you been?"
"I've been to the pub," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, "that a
few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
A police officer spotted a car running a stop sign and a
chase ensued. About a dozen police cars and sheriff's department helicopter were
involved before officers broker off pursuit because the situation became too
dangerous.
Later, investigators learned that the driver was a student from a nearby
University. He had allegedly run out of the library after stealing a book,
setting off the building's alarm as he fled. During the chase, he tossed a
backpack out of the window. Inside the backpack, officers found a book on
religion.
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