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A lawyer defending a man accused of
burglary tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling
articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole
individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm
to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance, he detached his
artificial limb, laid it on the bench and walked out.
Why is the N.I.H. (National Institute of
Health) substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests?
Three reasons:
1. There are more lawyers then rats.
2. When rats die many lab techies feel bad for them.
3. There are some things a rat will not do.
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