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Legal advice
A boy who was a witness to a crime was on
the witness stand in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked,
"Did anyone tell you what to say in court?"
"Yes, sir," answered the boy.
"I thought so," said the attorney. "Who was it?"
"My father, sir."
"And what did he tell you?" the attorney asked accusingly.
"He said that the lawyers would try to get me all tangled up, but if I stuck to
the truth, everything would be all right."
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the
box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and
neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in
line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do
you?"
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