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Nag, Nag, Nag
There was an attorney who got home late one
evening after a very taxing day trying to get a stay of execution for a client,
named Wilbur Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last
minute plea for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling
tired and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of
night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and so on. Too shattered
to play his usual role in this familiar ritual , he went and poured himself a
very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom for a long hot soak - pursued
by the predictable sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bathroom the phone rang, which the wife answered to be told
that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.
Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and went upstairs
to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's
rear view as he bent naked over the bath cleaning the tub. "They're not hanging
Wright tonight," she said, at which the attorney whirled round and screamed
hysterically, "For crying out loud woman, don't you ever stop?"
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the
beach?
The cats keep covering them up with sand.
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