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Like Cats And Dogs
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They're totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They're moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a Dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of
furniture in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They leave their toys everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a
kiss.
Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats.
How To Clean A Cat
Thoroughly clean the toilet.
Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids
lifted.
Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body
too close to the edge, as his paws will be
reaching out for any surface they can find.
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he
will dry himself.
Sincerely,
the Dog
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