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Playing baseball alone in his backyard, a boy announced,
"I'm the greatest hitter in the world." He tossed the ball into the air, swung
hard, and missed. "Strike one!" he yelled.
He picked up the ball and said again, "I'm
the greatest hitter in the world!" Feeling confident this time, he lobbed the
ball, swung--and missed. "Strike two!" he yelled.
The boy examined his bat and then his ball. He spit on his hands, rubbed them
together, then tugged his cap and repeated, "I'm the greatest hitter in the
world!" Again he tossed the ball, swung and missed. "Strike three!"
"Wow!" the boy exclaimed. "I'm the
greatest pitcher in the world!"
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