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A little boy accidentally wandered into
the ladies' dressing room at a resort. The entire room of women began
shrieking and scrambling to cover themselves with towels. As he stood in
the middle of the commotion, the kid asked, "What's the matter? Never seen
a little boy before?"
As a wife
40th birthday approached, her husband, who is two years younger, was doing
his best to rub it in. Trying to figure out what all the teasing was
about, their daughter asked "How old is Daddy?"
"Thirty-eight," her mother told her.
"And how old will you be Mommy?"
"Forty," answered the mother sadly.
"But Mommy," she exclaimed, "you're winning!"
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