- While showing tourists Washington, D.C., a guide pointed out where
Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.
"That's impossible," said the man.
"No one could throw a coin that far."
"You have to remember," answered the guide.
"A dollar went a lot farther in those days."
- A girl few to Denver for her birthday, and
her parents treated her to dinner at her favorite Italian restaurant.
When
the maitre d’ asked how she was enjoying her meal, she said, “I came all
the way from New York just to eat here tonight.”
“That’s nothing,” he replied with a laugh.
“I came all the way from Italy
to serve you.”
- Four guys are driving cross-country, each from a different state: Idaho,
Nebraska, Florida and New York. Shortly after the trip begins, the man from
Idaho starts pulling potatoes from his bag and throwing them out the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" asks the man from Nebraska.
"We have so many of these things in Idaho, I'm sick of looking at them!"
So the guy from Nebraska begins pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing
them out the window.
The Floridian asks, "What are you doing that for?"
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I'm sick of looking at them!"
Inspired, the man from Florida opens the door and pushes the New Yorker out.
- Setting off the alarm while passing
through a metal detector at McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas, a
traveler was asked by a security agent if he had any change.
“Gee,” the man said, turning to his wife, “you’ve got to tip everyone
here.”
- A man couldn't decide whether to go to Chicago or New York City for
vacation, so he called the airlines to get the prices.
"The airfare to Chicago is $400," said the salesperson.
"And what about to New York City?"
"We have a really great rate to New York, it's $149," she said. "But there
is a stopover."
"Where?", asked the man.
"In Chicago," she replied cheerfully.
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