- I saw your dad walking down the street the
other day...I called him a faggot and then he hit me with his purse.
- Did you hear about the man who joined a
nudist colony?
The first day was his hardest.
- 3 Irish monks have passed all tests,
except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to
their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick.
She dances in front
of the first one, and, sure enough, he goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower, now!" she commands, and he goes to take a shower.
So she dances in front of the next one, and, after a couple of minutes, he
goes 'ding-ding!'
"Go take a cold shower with your brother!" she yells, and he leaves.
Now
she goes to the last one, dancing in front of him. He doesn't ring. The
woman nods.
"Good, you've passed. Go take a shower with your brothers."
"Ding-ding!"
- While walking home from work one day,
Frank saw a woman weeping uncontrollably. “What's wrong?” he asked,
putting an arm around her shoulder.
“It's horrible,” she said, “just horrible -- Jerome is dead!” Feeling
there was little he could do, Frank walked on.
A few minutes later, he came upon another woman crying hysterically.
“Jerome is dead!” she screamed as she staggered past.
Continuing along the road, Frank came upon a sickening sight: a big bear
of a man lay on the road beneath the wheels of a truck. The force of the
impact had ripped the man's clothes off and, much to Frank's surprise, the
man had a penis over a foot long. There were several other women
surrounding him screaming, “'Jerome is dead! Jerome is dead!”
Upon reaching his house, he said to his wife, “Honey, you won't believe
what i just saw. A man was lying in the road, stiff as a board -- and he
had an endowment at least fourteen inches long.”
“Sweet Jesus,” she said, “Jerome is dead?!”
- In Scotland, the most important time for a
young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear
his first kilt.
A couple of weeks before, his important birthday, a young lad went to a
tailor shop and found the material he wanted for his first kilt. He took
the material to the tailor and said, "I'd like ye to make me a kilt with
this material here and, if ye don't mind, I'd like ye to make me a pair of
matching underwear for it. I hear it gets a might drafty up dem tings!"
So the tailor took the material and promised to call the young lad when
the order was completed.
A few days later, the tailor called the lad back to the shop. "Here's ye
kilt, and here's ye matching underwear, and here's five yards of the
material left over. Ye might want to take it home and keep it in case you
want anything else made of it."
So the lad rushed home with his order, threw the material in his room, and
donned his kilt. In his excitement, he decided to run to his girlfriend's
house to show off his new purchase.
Unfortunately, in his excitement, he forgot to don his underwear.
When his girlfriend answered the door, he pointed to his kilt and said,
"well, what'd ye think?"
"Ah, but dat's a fine looking kilt," she exclaimed.
"Aye, and if ye like it, ye'll really like what's underneath," he stated
as he lifted his kilt to show here.
;Oh, but dat's a dandy," his girlfriend shouted admiringly.
Still not realizing that he didn't have his underwear on he exclaimed
quite proudly, "aye, and if ye like it, I've got five more yards of it at
home!"
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