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Jokes on Marriage & Wedding
Marriage is a strange phenomenon that happens to human beings. And the best
part is, both the unmarried and the married are unhappy, though for
radically opposite reasons, one for not being married, and the other for
being married;-). We present you with some great marriage jokes, and we are
sure you will love them.
So just read on! and pass on!
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- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
- My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends.
- A husband said to his wife,
"No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law
better than I like mine."
- A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants
provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment
and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
- The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late
for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.
- How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your
laundry done.
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
- A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the
husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be
here!"
The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be
here."
- A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it
because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it once.
- Cosmetics: A woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the
lines.
- Bachelors should pay more taxes, they enjoy a better quality of life.
- Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your
parachute
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