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Men and Women FAQs
The following information was gained
through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds
and walks of life. It consists of the most frequently asked questions of
women (i.e. relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read
this are encouraged to use the wisdom contained therein to change their
behavior in accordance with the truths established below.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to
love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not as
emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember
is that you must do whatever he tells you without question.
Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first
seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or
embarrassed. After you've finished making love, he'll have a natural
desire to leave you suddenly, & go out with his friends to play golf. Or
perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar
for the purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol & sharing a few
personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone
you can busy yourself by doing laundry, cleaning the apartment, or perhaps
even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's
ready.
Q: What is "afterplay"?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly
energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do
after lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a
sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep
while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male
penis measures about three inches. Anything longer than that is extremely
rare and if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is 4 inches or over,
you should go down on your knees and thank your lucky stars and do
everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his
apartment and/or buying him an expensive gift.
Q: What about the female orgasm?
A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
More Q & A
Q: Why are married women heavier than
single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Q: How can you tell if a man is happy?
A: Who cares?
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,
and good-looking?
A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
Q: When would you want a man's company?
A: When he owns it.
Q: Why do men get married?
A: So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more.
Q: What are a woman four favorite animals?
A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the
bedroom, and a Jackass to pay for it all.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit ups?
A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
A: Because when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they go,
they take your house and car.
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