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Clemson Wedding --
A long,
true story |
This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding
with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support
them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and
bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even
the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was
his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex
with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a
private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he
stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride
and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and
said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most
of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was
wrong. His revenge: 1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception. 2) Letting everyone know exactly what did
happen. 3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers,
sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.
Groomed for Marriage
- An adult piano student asked her
teacher to teach her pachelbel’s Canon, so she could play it at her
friend’s wedding. After a month of practice, however, she had made
very little progress, and her teacher warned her that she might not
be ready to play the piece at the wedding. “Oh, that’s okay,” she
replied. “Her boyfriend hasn’t proposed yet.”
- At
the county clerk’s office, a couple applying for a marriage license
complained that they were having a hard time finding a clergyman who
would tie the knot without requiring premarital counseling. “What do
I need counseling for?” the groom-to-be moaned. “I’ve already been
married three times!”
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